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mrpublicityYou Need Some Black in Your Life |
 Black will make you feel powerful, in control, and not bound to what other people think of you. And with a little black, you will project a aura of mystery, rebellion, and dominance. If you want people to respect you, you've got to get a little black in your life! For extra punch: Combine black with orange or red The downside of black: People won't be able to "read" you - and may perceive you as more aggressive than you actually are The consequences of more black in your life: You'll become a figure of intrigue and speculation You'll be better prepared for life's unknown path You'll rest better and free yourself of expectations |
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Date: 2009-09-16 10:18 am (UTC)You do realise not even that would help me get it up on account of the fact you have, you know, boobs and a vagina? Give me a rock hard cock any day. Rock hard ten inch cock....
Mm.
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Date: 2009-09-16 10:24 am (UTC)Yes, I do. But I'm desperate, and it's not fair! Quiet, you. You're not helping.
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Date: 2009-09-16 10:28 am (UTC)Look, I'm in the same boat as you. Pat's out of action. Still lets me have a look whenever I want, though. This is what marriage gets me.
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Date: 2009-09-16 10:32 am (UTC)How about I just watch you wank? Who am I going to get married to so they can show me their cock?
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Date: 2009-09-16 10:36 am (UTC)Yeah, you could do that. It wouldn't be the first time. I don't know, love. Your pick in men sucks right now, no offense.
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Date: 2009-09-16 10:38 am (UTC)Good point. Mm... it's wrong how hot the idea of watching you get off is making me. Thanks for reminding me.
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Date: 2009-09-16 10:41 am (UTC)I might have to schedule a pocket of self-pleasure in this afternoon, now that you mention it. Any time, love. Always willing to offer honest pearls of wisdom.
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Date: 2009-09-16 11:03 am (UTC)I'm going to keep reminding you of this, you know. Especially when the baby is born and you start feeling all maternal and squishy and nostalgic, and do stupid shit like remembering taking care of him when he was sick.
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