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Aiden Lewis ([personal profile] mrpublicity) wrote2009-09-16 08:01 pm
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*Snort*



You Need Some Black in Your Life



Black will make you feel powerful, in control, and not bound to what other people think of you.

And with a little black, you will project a aura of mystery, rebellion, and dominance.

If you want people to respect you, you've got to get a little black in your life!



For extra punch: Combine black with orange or red



The downside of black: People won't be able to "read" you - and may perceive you as more aggressive than you actually are



The consequences of more black in your life:



You'll become a figure of intrigue and speculation

You'll be better prepared for life's unknown path

You'll rest better and free yourself of expectations


[identity profile] mrpublicity.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
He'll be on my mind the whole time. I'm allowed to because I was right from the start. I'm doing the I-told-you-so dance right now. Maybe even naked. You could have had Cameron's cock.

[identity profile] straight2point.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
I don't mind, it's hotter when you're thinking of him. You can be so frustrating! I could have, but I didn't. I've already gone over the hindsight thing with Flynn.

[identity profile] mrpublicity.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
I think so too. At least, I know I feel hotter thinking of him. Brad Pitt has no hope in comparison. That's because I was right, and you were wrong. You just thought I was being a stupid shit. And I was, but I was still right.

[identity profile] straight2point.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's hotter. Trust me. Yeah, fuck Brad Pitt. He's got Angelina, anyway. Yes, yes... I understand you were right.

[identity profile] mrpublicity.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm still right. I rock.

I'm going to keep reminding you of this, you know. Especially when the baby is born and you start feeling all maternal and squishy and nostalgic, and do stupid shit like remembering taking care of him when he was sick.

[identity profile] straight2point.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
Don't make me flash you my stretch mark covered breasts.

[identity profile] mrpublicity.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'll still be right. Unconcious, but right.

[identity profile] mrpublicity.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hell, yes, I do. Deep throat and all.

[identity profile] straight2point.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
When Pat's better, I'm watching that, too.

[identity profile] mrpublicity.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhh, you better hope my very right ass wants to share.

[identity profile] straight2point.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm your BFF who's been abandoned, so you have to share.

[identity profile] mrpublicity.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a very selfish husband. You wouldn't be abandoned if you listened to me to start with. Your uterus wouldn't be unoccupied and your girly bits very occupied.

[identity profile] straight2point.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
Because you were right, right?

[identity profile] mrpublicity.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but don't take it to heart. I'm tapping into my bitter side. I'm jealous, but still happy for you.

[identity profile] mrpublicity.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Through all the shit, you still get to be a Mom at the end of it.

[identity profile] straight2point.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You get to be the awesome godfather.

[identity profile] mrpublicity.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not the same, love. But I'm still honoured you asked me. You know I'd do anything for your kid, like he's my own.

[identity profile] straight2point.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
I know, that's why I asked. And feel free to borrow him anytime you want. I still think you and Pat should rethink the whole surrogacy thing.

[identity profile] mrpublicity.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
Tara and Lachlan offered. I just still can't believe it. He doesn't want it. Or he does, but he won't do it.

[identity profile] straight2point.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Is it because he doesn't want you stuck with the kid and him when he's sick? You wouldn't be alone. We'd all help you.

[identity profile] mrpublicity.livejournal.com 2009-09-17 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, apparently. I mean, this is what Cameron said. I haven't had a chance to talk to Pat about that side of things after everything that happened with Isabel, and you. Pat's been worried about Cameron, who wants to go back to England as soon as Pat is out of hospital. He doesn't want to leave me high and dry with a kid when I have to nurse him already. I just thought he didn't want them outright, but Cameron said he's wanted them forever.