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[mrpublicity]

You Need Some Black in Your Life

Black will make you feel powerful, in control, and not bound to what other people think of you. And with a little black, you will project a aura of mystery, rebellion, and dominance. If you want people to respect you, you've got to get a little black in your life! For extra punch: Combine black with orange or red The downside of black: People won't be able to "read" you - and may perceive you as more aggressive than you actually are The consequences of more black in your life: You'll become a figure of intrigue and speculation You'll be better prepared for life's unknown path You'll rest better and free yourself of expectations

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[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Intrigue and speculation?

Love, the world's come to an end. I can't even pay for sex.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

This, because I picked the box that said I was brilliant. Not to mention the leather in that picture looks fake. I don't do faux anything.

Try hitting Flynn up, did you?

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Teach you to toot your own horn. Pleather is awful.

Yes. What are the chances of you closing your eyes and thinking of Brad Pitt while I wear a strap-on?

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

Hey, my horn is extremely tootable, I'll have you know. I would be divorced if I even came ten feet of pleather.

You do realise not even that would help me get it up on account of the fact you have, you know, boobs and a vagina? Give me a rock hard cock any day. Rock hard ten inch cock....

Mm.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Really? Does it play a musical tune? I have to say I'd agree with Pat if it was between pleather and divorce.

Yes, I do. But I'm desperate, and it's not fair! Quiet, you. You're not helping.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

Only when I'm really excited. He would be the one filing.

Look, I'm in the same boat as you. Pat's out of action. Still lets me have a look whenever I want, though. This is what marriage gets me.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Now I just want to get you really excited to hear it. Hence my supporting him. You'd be in the wrong, and would deserve no sympathy.

How about I just watch you wank? Who am I going to get married to so they can show me their cock?

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

And wouldn't be a gay guy, but a middle-aged balding bloke with a combover.

Yeah, you could do that. It wouldn't be the first time. I don't know, love. Your pick in men sucks right now, no offense.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Such a waste.

Good point. Mm... it's wrong how hot the idea of watching you get off is making me. Thanks for reminding me.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

Amen.

I might have to schedule a pocket of self-pleasure in this afternoon, now that you mention it. Any time, love. Always willing to offer honest pearls of wisdom.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

I'll be there. I'm the one suffering from crippling arousal, and a beach ball stomach. So you're never going to trust me with picking a guy ever again?

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

Lucky my husband just thinks it's amusing. I could be married to a jealous bastard, you know. I didn't trust you the first time. I'm merely reinforcing.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

I'll make sure he gets a good Christmas present. I owe him. And I know, I'm glad you're not. Because you haven't every five minutes the last few weeks? You better hurry up and find me a cock, then.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

He'll be on my mind the whole time. I'm allowed to because I was right from the start. I'm doing the I-told-you-so dance right now. Maybe even naked. You could have had Cameron's cock.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

I don't mind, it's hotter when you're thinking of him. You can be so frustrating! I could have, but I didn't. I've already gone over the hindsight thing with Flynn.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

I think so too. At least, I know I feel hotter thinking of him. Brad Pitt has no hope in comparison. That's because I was right, and you were wrong. You just thought I was being a stupid shit. And I was, but I was still right.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

It's hotter. Trust me. Yeah, fuck Brad Pitt. He's got Angelina, anyway. Yes, yes... I understand you were right.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

I'm still right. I rock.

I'm going to keep reminding you of this, you know. Especially when the baby is born and you start feeling all maternal and squishy and nostalgic, and do stupid shit like remembering taking care of him when he was sick.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Don't make me flash you my stretch mark covered breasts.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

I'll still be right. Unconcious, but right.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

You suck.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

Hell, yes, I do. Deep throat and all.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

When Pat's better, I'm watching that, too.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, you better hope my very right ass wants to share.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

I'm your BFF who's been abandoned, so you have to share.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

I'm a very selfish husband. You wouldn't be abandoned if you listened to me to start with. Your uterus wouldn't be unoccupied and your girly bits very occupied.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Because you were right, right?

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but don't take it to heart. I'm tapping into my bitter side. I'm jealous, but still happy for you.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Jealous?

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Through all the shit, you still get to be a Mom at the end of it.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

You get to be the awesome godfather.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

It's not the same, love. But I'm still honoured you asked me. You know I'd do anything for your kid, like he's my own.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

I know, that's why I asked. And feel free to borrow him anytime you want. I still think you and Pat should rethink the whole surrogacy thing.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

Tara and Lachlan offered. I just still can't believe it. He doesn't want it. Or he does, but he won't do it.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Is it because he doesn't want you stuck with the kid and him when he's sick? You wouldn't be alone. We'd all help you.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

Yes, apparently. I mean, this is what Cameron said. I haven't had a chance to talk to Pat about that side of things after everything that happened with Isabel, and you. Pat's been worried about Cameron, who wants to go back to England as soon as Pat is out of hospital. He doesn't want to leave me high and dry with a kid when I have to nurse him already. I just thought he didn't want them outright, but Cameron said he's wanted them forever.