Naturally, darling
Mar. 20th, 2009 04:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
You Are High Heeled Boots |
![]() You are incredibly sexy. There's no way you could hide it, so you just flaunt it. You are a naturally talented flirt. You make everyone feel fascinating and attractive. You have a wild streak. You like to have fun, and your idea of fun is pretty outrageous. You dare to be yourself and life courageously. People respect you for it. |
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Date: 2009-03-22 12:00 am (UTC)It's veering awfully close to April and I still haven't met him. Two babies have been born and I put a ring on my fiance's finger and I still haven't met your boyfriend.
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Date: 2009-03-22 12:05 am (UTC)You never wanted to meet him, did you? You hate him. And he's not my boyfriend right now. I don't know what he is, other than the accidental father of my rice grain. Do you really want to meet him?
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Date: 2009-03-22 12:10 am (UTC)Did I ever once say I didn't want to meet him? And you two better get your fucking fingers out and decide what you are, if only for the kid's sake.
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Date: 2009-03-22 12:13 am (UTC)Maybe? Yes? No? I don't know. I'll add it on my list to leave on his voicemail.
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Date: 2009-03-22 01:07 am (UTC)I'm going to leave now. Make sure you have tira misu and gay porn ready. Or just the gay porn, and I'll bring the cake.