Lucky it wasn't pot...

[mrpublicity]

You Are Hibiscus

You are an optimistic, carefree person. You often express your happiness. You value friendship and interaction. You are good at bringing people together. You are enthusiastic and full of bliss. You bring a lot of positive energy to a group. You are open and accepting. You don't have anything to hide, and you are able to love others for who they are.

What Herb Are You?

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[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

You weren't answering. The trip was just last minute. Pat's had a good couple of weeks. It made sense to travel while he felt up to it.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Well, fuck. Pagers it is. I'm glad Pat's doing well. Has he been getting on with your family?

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

They love him. Mum keeps asking when we're setting a date and she's redecorating the whole house just because Pat said blue makes her eyes look bright.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

He's very sneaky the way he manages to get people to redecorate. When are you setting the date?

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

I wish he was being sneaky. He's just got this knack of making people feel gorgeous. Hell, he has half the nursing staff as his fag hags. I'm not sure. Later down the track. We haven't really spoken much about it.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

And you've just got me as yours, do you feel a few fag hags behind? So long as it's before I'm too fat to look fabulous.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

I don't have a way with women like my gay fiance does. What fat? On your big toe?

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

He's every straight woman's best friend. My belly, love.

And... I need a favour. Or a favour through Pat.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

And fashion advisor. Fuck off. There is no fat on your belly.

Shoot.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have a bump, and I still have another seven months of gorging myself on chocolate.

Can you maybe try and convince Riley Browne to be my doctor? I have an appointment at PPTH, but they can't promise that I'll get him since he's not an OBGYN regularly.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

That's not fat. It's baby and hormones. And worth it.

The Riley Browne who stuck his tongue down Pat's throat? No, he's not. He's ER and Intensive Care, but I'll ask him. You really liked him, huh?

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

So I'll be fabulously fat?

Yes, that Riley Browne. I'm sorry, love, but yes I did like him. He dealt with me better than probably any other doctor.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

Fabulously pregnant.

I was just kidding. Riley and I are cool now. He is a really good doctor and despite not being an obstetrician, he is actually trained to deal with pregnancy because he works in the ER. You need someone you can trust.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Shit. I really am...

I trust him, I don't want some doctor I'll hate.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

You only just realised?

Yeah, they can be bastards. Some can. The ones in Princeton seem okay, but there is this one dude with a cane. Seriously, the guy needs to get laid.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

No, but it keeps hitting me. I even thought of a possible name for a boy.

What's wrong with him?

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

You know, they say if you have a feeling for a name for a certain sex, it's what you're having.

Some leg injury. I'm not sure. He used to be Chase's boss. Guy said he was a real bastard, but a genius. Pat said the same thing.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Who says that?

Apparently he has to be a bastard to be a genius. If he gets laid, the magic might wear off.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

People. I've heard lots of people say it. Tara and Lachlan are a prime example. That gold ring trick worked for them too, but they didn't realise any of it actually worked until the baby was here.

Very true, but sex is sex. I'd give up my genius for a good lay any day.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

What gold ring trick? Is this an anal thing?

A-fucking-men. Maybe no one wants to shag this bloke because he's a prick?

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

Not that gold ring trick, the other baby one. You tie a plain gold ring like a wedding ring to some string and hang it over your belly. If it rocks back and forth, it's a boy. If it twirls in circles, it's a girl.

Pricks can be good in bed. Look at your other half. Even if he was faking the prick thing.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Where am I supposed to get a wedding ring?

Pricks don't always last, so just as well he was faking it.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

It doesn't have to be a wedding ring. Just a plain gold ring. I just know that they used Lachlan's wedding ring when they did it. The ring was swinging back and forth but everyone just laughed it off because they tried it on Lachlan's stomach too and it did the same thing.

Has he eased off with the prick act?

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Maybe he was having a sympathetic pregnancy moment? Or because he is a boy.

Yes, he has. He's actually very nice, love. You'd like him if you have him a chance.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

Or he was sitting next to her, which he was. But still, it worked. RJ is very much a boy. Plus, they never had a girl name picked out. They could never agree on one.

Well, I haven't even met him yet, have I? I can't like a shadow in the night.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Hard to believe something that simple works... Better than an ultrasound. Marc was saying Ali's daughter kept mooning the machine, so they never knew her sex.

You'll meet him Friday.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

Oh shit, seriously? I love the kid already.

Should I bring scones?

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Jamie's actually pretty amazing. I like her.

Fuck off! Just be yourself.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

You should spend some time with her, get some experience. It's great fun. Pat's godson is fantastic. He's just started giggling.

Jeez. Next time I'll offer chocolate cake.