Yeah... I'll stick to Aiden

[mrpublicity]

Your Soap Opera Name is Brock Zander Corbin

The Second

What's Your Soap Opera Name?

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[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Brock is my first choice if it's a boy.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

WTF? Get lost! That's child abuse!

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

My kid, my call.

Good to know you're so easy to get riled up, though. You're hot when you're angry, love.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

I'm divorcing you if you call it Brock.

I'm not hot, I'm horrible and I have an itchy armpit.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

I didn't realise we were even married. Does Pat know?

What have you been doing to your armpit? Maybe you need a sink wash.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

I'm still divorcing you.

I haven't been doing anything to it. It's just itchy and my head hurts. So does my arse. I won't fit in the sink.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Well, fear not. I would never call my child Brock.

That's what flannels are for. You need to get Pat to give you spongebaths.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

You're not allowed to call it Jimmy or Calvin, either.

That means getting naked and I couldn't be bothered.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

How about Dolce?

That's a truly sad state of affairs, love. I think Pat should put you out of your misery.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, don't make me drive to NY just to vomit on you.

He's too kind to suffocate me. I'll probably expire on my own before the day is out. And do you realise Marc told him what/who he was?

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

So bloody easy!

How lovely of him. That's real love right there. And yes, I do. Pat apparently has what it takes to crack Marc.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

I'm sick and broken. You're taking advantage of my naivity.

Is that sarcasm I detect?

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

No, I'm just having fun... I'm sorry, love. I was trying to make you feel better in my own way.

I would never be sarcastic. Wash your mouth out.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

I'm just scared to ask what you will call it now.

Bollocks. Pat's just easy to talk to. It's why he's such a good nurse. Pat said Marc only told him because he didn't want me to have to lie to my husband.

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Does that mean you don't want to know? I do have a name picked up. And for some reason I keep assuming it is a he.

He is very easy to talk to. Hm. I wonder if Marc's going to be all huffy now that we all seem to be getting under his armour.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

Don't they say it's often the sex when you only have one name picked out? Maybe it was Tara that told me that. They only had RJ's name picked out.

Does he seem it?

[straight2point.livejournal.com]

Have we had this conversation before? And you said Tara and Lachlan did the ring thing, right?

A little, yes.

[mrpublicity.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they did. It worked. Lachlan's nana told them about it. Old Wives Tales aren't always a load of crap. They only had a boy name picked out and the ring swung whatever way it was supposed to. But then, they were supposed to have two boys, so maybe stronger vibes.

Pat just said he seemed relieved. They spoke about some other things, but Pat said it wasn't overly important. I think he was protecting Marc's privacy, to be honest. The whole patient confidentiality is probably all encompassing in Pat's mind.